With Umbridge in charge of an army of Dementors, and being too powerful for even Dumbledore to stop, all hope seems lost. How are Harry and his friends supposed to save Sirius Black and Hogwarts if there’s no time? “A Very Potter Sequel” is an unofficial, fan-made, parody show. Like this song? Get it on iTunes here: itunes.apple.com No Way – music and lyrics by Darren Criss HARRY: My mind is racing, but my heart, it beats faster. I’m in control, commander and master. Lady Fate, creating disaster– but she ain’t the boss of me! A head-on collision with a catastrophic setback makes you either wanna get lost, or get back. I choose the latter; let’s not forget that we hold the cards this time, so there’s no need to bitch or whine! There’s no way I’m gonna take another option, no way I am gonna settle with a loss! No way I’m gonna sit around and watch, there’s no, no way… There’s no way you’re gonna find me in the background, no damn way you gonna see me satisfied! No way they’re ever gonna make me back down, no, no way… There’s no way! DRACO: Home field advantage, the upper hand is ours, so the game is on! RON & HERMIONE: The clock ticks, but we’ve got our tricks to fuss with and fix what wrong! HARRY: Let’s wake up and go, guys, take out the bad guys, break out your mad eyes– HARRY, DRACO, RON, HERMIONE: YEAH! We’ll take it on together, we’re stronger and we’re better and if there’s a problem– HARRY: [spoken] “Ha!” HARRY, DRACO, RON, HERMIONE: –Whatever! There’s no …